Q: Are you legit?
A: We are an ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE with ties in countries ALL OVER the World. Professionals based here in Switzerland. We aren’t running this operation from Mumbai/India or some other typical 3rd World country like the most services here on the DW.
Q: Where is this cash coming from? Is it real or counterfeit.
A: This is 100% real CHF Currency stolen from the SNB before it could be shredded. You have absolutely no Risk. Every year billions of Swiss Francs are selected for disposal. No one tracks money that’s supposed to be destroyed. Deposit it in vending machines, bank accounts or ATM’s with complete safety.
Q: Is this really safe?
A: This is by far the safest money maker on the darknet. You are totally off the grid! There is NO digital trails of any kind. No credit card,debit card or ATM camera to deal with. What you have is HARD COLD CASH! Cashiers can check these bills all they want. They're not counterfeit! NO RISK of any authorities, FBI, BND or any other law enforcement agency having you on their radar. Just use your head. And only tell people you can TRUST with how you've become so wealthy!
Q: What name & address should I use?
A: Most people use their home address and a fake first OR last name. Please do not tell us how the name and address are attached to you. You can also use ship to an abandoned house, a hotel, a PO box or wherever else you want it.
Q: Is my identity protected?
A: If we get caught with records of our buyers it will make the criminal charges against us far worse. Because of that we take your privacy & anonymity extremely seriously. Records are purged on a daily basis. We do this primarily to protect our self’s and also our buyers.
Q: How do you handle the changing bitcoin prices?
A: As soon as you send us your transaction ID, we can look up for which quotation you send us the BTCs. If unexpectedly the quotation drops after you send us the BTCs then we take over the loss. You do not need to compensate for the loss.
Q: Whats the worst case scenario?
A: Worst case scenario, which is highly unlikely, is the BND or FBI catch us, with a package of cash with your name and address on it. And if you were to be approached by authorities. You would simply deny,deny,deny! There is absolutely NO PROOF of any transactions between us. Remember, you've been wiped clean off our records! Bye Bye, FBI! And thank you!
Q: I saw a bad review written about you in a forum?
A: That's no surprise to us at all. There are quite a few clone/scam sites here on the darknet, that would love nothing more than to bad mouth us. And try to take our ligitimacy away. But they can't do it! They keep trying, but all we have to do is keep proving ourselves, which we do on a daily basis! We're that good! The forums are loaded with our so called competitors. Their problem is, the just CAN'T compete with us because they dont have access to the SNB/BND!
Q: Why don’t you sell through a marketplace?
A: Do you see stolen Jewelry, artwork, cars, gems, blood diamonds ext on marketplaces? No you do not see them on marketplaces. High Value stolen items bring too much heat to marketplaces. We have tried to get listed on marketplaces and have been disallowed. We don’t understand why exactly but take a look for yourself. You wont find any stolen goods on marketplaces.
Q: Will you use an escrow?
A: Yes we will use escrow. But we will not use escrow’s with intellectual or physical property within the German or USA control. The chances of getting a transaction frozen are low but they exist, the last thing you want is getting investigated for knowingly buying stolen cash. That’s fucking jail time. We will use escrow’s but not the same one you would use to sell your grandmas scooter.
Q: Are these bills being tracked in any way?
A: No they are not. No one knows we have them and no one knows their serials.
Q: Why don’t you just spend all this cash yourself?
A: Please reference the >The Way< page for a full explanation. We spend a bit of it ourselves. Our operation is to slowly steal from the SNB and convert it to bitcoin.
Q: What keeps me from depositing it all into an ATM and buying more from you?
A: Nothing we would love to develop this type of relationship with our clients. You get cash and we get bitcoins. It’s a win / win relationship. Also if you buy CHF and spend it, then you know where it is landing. This provides a near limitless supply of money. Good for you, because this is the reason we can offer you this cheap price.
Q: Do you have a reship policy if it doesn’t make it to me?
A: YES we will re-ship the package at no cost to you if it does not get to you. We have never lost a package within Swiss, Germany, Sweden, Norway, GB, NL, FR, IT, US.
Q: Are these counterfeit bills?
A: No they are not. These are 100% authentic Swiss National Bank printed bills that are too worn for circulation. Generally the bills are in good condition and we remove any of them in bad shape.
Q: We’ll report you to the SNB if you don’t send us $100k free.
A: The BND and SNB guys that are after us are actually pretty cool fuckers. They email trying to buy from us now and then to see if we’ll make a mistake and leave a fingerprint. Send them an email be my guest. Seriously guys if your a genuinely good dude go join the SNB or BND. I think the organizations in general are fucked up but the bros that work there are some of the best people alive.
Q: We’ll report you to the SNB if you don’t send us $100k free
A: The BND and SNB guys that are after us are actually pretty cool. They email trying to buy from us to see if we leave a footprint/trail. Just doesn't work for them. We anticipate what might be any attack on our organization. We have contacts EVERY where! SO, by all means! Give it a shot! You'll hit a wall! But who knows, maybe you can land a job with them! They're not bad guys on a whole
Q: Did you know you are DEVALUING the Swiss currency by recirculating money that is being replaced and should be destroyed?
A: Go fuck yourself.
Q: I am sick and/or disabled will you discount our purchase?
A: What devalues currency are the establishments, with their taxes, inflation and so called government programs! They devalue YOU! We stimulate the economy. And stimulate your bank account to fight off all that they take away! Screw them!.
Q: Will you send a package In good faith that I will pay you when I receive the package? This would gain my trust.
A: Sorry we are no charity.
Q: Send me $100 to prove yourself and then I will be a lifetime buyer. I’m a fellow criminal like you!
A: NO! Believe us, you are NOT a fellow criminal like we are!
Q: Don't you care about those starving in Africa? Dont you want to donate some money to feed them?
A: We may be criminals, but we're not heartless. We donate and help a lot of people, especially the homeless here in Switzerland. This we do randomly on the streets with cash! Again, no trail to link us to any charities. We would simply hand a fistful on money to a person in need on the streets. So, if you wish to feed the needy in Africa. By all mean, do so. We do more than our fair share of charity!